"Wise Leader Trevor" Powers on Into Communist Dictatorship After Being Voted Of American Idol by Jackson Scoggins

Local man Trevor Haueisen (Known on the streets as @TrevorDMusic) has been voted off of the (at this point irrelevant) show American Idol.  But he isn't stopping. He is continuing on his dream to be Supreme Dictator of all of America. Trevor is having concerts many times a month and "YouNows" to all of his "Dougies" every now and then. What was thought to have just been the hot guy in my Freshman diction class has now become somewhat of an Idol to girls and guys around the country. He has recently been promoting his BLNT (Basically Lenin. Not Trevor.) Tour on his Twitter. It includes he and a couple other future dictators of the free world touring what used to be the Confederate States Of America. He has a fundraiser going on here. 

Now this sounds like purse Communist Totalitarianism to me. This local boy wants everyone to be equally poor after supporting his tour. Sounds just like Stalin or Zedong. But to be perfectly honest... this is a guy I would let have complete control over our country. And maybe he can make communism finally work out as well as it sounds theoretically. So since he didn't get enough votes I ask everyone to donate to the above link.