Monday, May 12, 2014

The Extremely Drunk Man from Toormina by Gabriel David Giron Vives

Summery: A 46-year-old man drove through a car park and ended up hitting a light pole. He was uninjured and as it seems now, no one else was either. Apparently, he was sic times over the drunk limit in New South Wales!

Analysis:

Given the seriousness of this predicament I will not make any jokes, nor will I wright any silly stories that have no relation to the given predicament in hand. Instead, I shall give you all a limerick to sum up my feelings of this story.

AND NOW, THE LIMERICK.



LIMERICK

BY

GABRIEL DAVID GIRON VIVES



"There once was a man from Toormina

Who moved faster than winds from Katrina

He got hammered as hell

He nearly died there as well

And was spun like a Prima Ballerina"


       -Gabriel David Giron Vives 2014
















Bye.
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3 comments:

  1. Bob CumminsMay 13, 2014 at 3:02 PM

    You should have your own column.

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  2. AmandaMMay 13, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    ^^ I agree with this man. Also, this makes me wonder the drinking limit there. Just how much did he take in that night?

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  3. UnknownMay 18, 2014 at 1:11 PM

    This is one of the best if not The best current event all year, Very good limerick

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