Tuesday, January 20, 2015

JACKSON SCOGGINS IS ACTUALLY ROYALTY by Jackson Scoggins

NEWS CAME OUT EARLY MONDAY AFTERNOON THAT THE BOY YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE JACKSON O'NEAL SCOGGINS IS ACTUALLY ROYALTY. You read that correctly. Jackson O'neal Scoggins is 16th cousins twice removed with the royal baby himself, Prince George of Cambridge. They share approximately 1.16378069*10^-8 (figure that out and you can probably get Lumpkins or Simon extra credit idk) % of blood. This means that if Jackson were to wipe out the millions of other people with royal blood, you would go to the same school as the King of England. Isn't that cool. You can tell colleges you know him and I promise you will get in by default.

This all relates back to the line of succession to the British throne that is followed in the United Kingdom and has since like forever. That is world history right there folks.

Since this is not actual news I have the two sources as pictures




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